The Well Read Carrot
collegehumor:

Pouring Tea by Blowing into Teapot
Ah, sir, please allow me the honor of pouring you some tea. Whfffblblblbblblblbblsplll 

collegehumor:

Pouring Tea by Blowing into Teapot

Ah, sir, please allow me the honor of pouring you some tea. Whfffblblblbblblblbblsplll 

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Only Harry Potter likes that hog shit (Taken with instagram)

Only Harry Potter likes that hog shit (Taken with instagram)

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The best song I’ve ever heard. You should listen to it. All of it. 

(Source: Spotify)

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Reblog if you have ever felt personally victimized by Eric Kripke, Sera Gamble, J.K. Rowling, Suzanne Collins, Joss Whedon, Russell T. Davies, Steven Moffat, or Mark Gatiss.

nefariouslyme:

thedalekmaster:

drugsandrainbowws:

Don’t forget Michael Grant and George R. R. Martin.

Also, Dan Harmon.

(Source: timebombteam)

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Listening to Welsh Radio

AND I UNDERSTOOD ONE OF THE WORDS! AHAHAHAHAHA

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I momentarily thought “So….calories don’t count when it’s my time of the month right?”

then I remembered that honey badger doesn’t give a shit, and had a bowl of ice cream (with lactaid). 

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One of Those Days

When I look at the internet and go “…Well, shit. When the hell did this happen?”

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collegehumor:

November is Coming

An epic new series about the only land stranger than Game of Thrones…America.

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dimasdailies:

diabolic-unicorn:

4cid-barbies:

uglycult:

ifihadeyess:

hommegurl:

runawayontherunway:

alexisbelon:

Australian model caught distracted during a photo shoot when the first plane hit tower 1. What an epic photo.

It’s so weird to think that normal things were happening on 9/11. People were walking their dogs, riding their bikes, models were doing photoshoots… and the planes hit. 

One of my favorite pictures on Tumblr.

holy shit

i wonder what was going through her head at that moment
love

always reblog

Why have I not seen this?! The commentary here is astounding.

dimasdailies:

diabolic-unicorn:

4cid-barbies:

uglycult:

ifihadeyess:

hommegurl:

runawayontherunway:

alexisbelon:

Australian model caught distracted during a photo shoot when the first plane hit tower 1. What an epic photo.

It’s so weird to think that normal things were happening on 9/11. People were walking their dogs, riding their bikes, models were doing photoshoots… and the planes hit. 

One of my favorite pictures on Tumblr.

holy shit

i wonder what was going through her head at that moment

love

always reblog

Why have I not seen this?! The commentary here is astounding.

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meteor-storm:

shouty-mcnubs:

mechanicalspiral:

nostalgictonality:

peens:

twistedtailoress:

phemiec:

lalondes-wonking:

gurumichy:

pettyartist:

hitoshura0:

easternstarlights:

soujizz:

persona 3: you walk up stairs at night

Nocturne: you gradually realize you hate everything.

Because someone else did Nocturne, I’ll do a game I played today.
Xenoblade Chronicles: You get destroyed by giant caterpillars

Monkey Island.
You pick up things and use them sometimes.

Half Life
You’re a mute scientist that never does any science

I use Zelda too much so
Lost Odyssey: Everything you love dies.

Bully. You are a 15 year old ginger going to a boarding school in new england. You spend the majority of your year running errands for idiots you hate. Oh and there are only 7 girls in the whole town and they’re all a foot taller than you.

Psychonauts: You go insane and eventually snap your controller in half, guaranteed.

Loco Roco: You get fat.

Earthbound: A bunch of children beat up a fat kid.

Persona 4: Scooby Doo Japan

Klonoa 2: inflating small animals and ringing some fancy bells

Final Fantasy X. You walk around praying at a lot of churches.

Animal Crossing: You pay your mortgage. 

meteor-storm:

shouty-mcnubs:

mechanicalspiral:

nostalgictonality:

peens:

twistedtailoress:

phemiec:

lalondes-wonking:

gurumichy:

pettyartist:

hitoshura0:

easternstarlights:

soujizz:

persona 3: you walk up stairs at night

Nocturne: you gradually realize you hate everything.

Because someone else did Nocturne, I’ll do a game I played today.

Xenoblade Chronicles: You get destroyed by giant caterpillars

Monkey Island.

You pick up things and use them sometimes.

Half Life

You’re a mute scientist that never does any science

I use Zelda too much so

Lost Odyssey: Everything you love dies.

Bully. You are a 15 year old ginger going to a boarding school in new england. You spend the majority of your year running errands for idiots you hate. Oh and there are only 7 girls in the whole town and they’re all a foot taller than you.

Psychonauts: You go insane and eventually snap your controller in half, guaranteed.

Loco Roco: You get fat.

Earthbound: A bunch of children beat up a fat kid.

Persona 4: Scooby Doo Japan

Klonoa 2: inflating small animals and ringing some fancy bells

Final Fantasy X. You walk around praying at a lot of churches.

Animal Crossing: You pay your mortgage. 

(Source: effyeahpegasister)

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